Psi-Hazard Warning!

As always, Z(enseider)Z exists to siphon your subtle energetic essence through vastly superior technology existing in one or more of the following:

maliciously arranged enumerasciigilia
hostile digital servitors or vampiric eidolons
sadistic public humiliation
prolonged memetic torture
strong-arm dome invasion
tactical ontological reductionism
unadulterated flamewar campaigns
deliberate accidents
skript kid targeting
improvised psi-warfare maneuvers

We disclose this information in strict observance of municipal, state, and federal ordinances forbidding the exhibition or transmission of Supraliminally Affective Proto-linguistic Epigraphs within any public domain, including our oft-revered packet-switching microverse otherwise known as Innernet.

In the interest of preempting litigation against us we must issue a direct warning: interaction with the materials presented on zenseiderz.com may cause irreversible psychic harm or memory loss.

Introducing Block Patterns

Some users explain it in terms of lost time combined with deja vu. These viewers claim while reading the content and viewing the imagery they first get a tingle of deja vu and then before they know it they’ve been reading for hours and can’t recall the last time they looked away from the screen for a second.

There are a lot of forces at work trying to bide for your attention not only advertising, but unseen forces of dark entities that gasp in your air, and steal your breath while you slumber. Some even grow very small and drink from the tear duct in the corner of your eye.

Pursuit beyond this point risks neurological compromise, semantic infection, and the slow liquidation of one’s own mental acuity.

Those individuals at highest risk to the subtle hyperphrenic influence of Z(enseider)’s psyber-terrorism include, but are not limited to:

children, infants, and esp. the unborn
the elderly, the sick, and seniors who drive
manic depressives and wayward schizoids
lithium-addled circus clowns
epileptics and dry heavers
those with visible victim tattoos
anyone involved in any way with $cientology
anyone carrying any kind of badge
all 2nd circuit non-Zee meme-alien rejects